Linda: "No singing, no medical work." *crosses her arms*
(So... I've decided on my twelfth character...)
*a blonde woman sits alone in her apartment* *she talks on her cell phone* ?????: "Are you ready for this mission?" Woman: "...Yes." ?????: "And you're sure of this? The target is-" Woman: *looks at a photo of Clint in her hand* "I KNOW who the target is." ?????: "Very well." Woman: "Look, can I just... ask why it's him?" ?????: "This man will partake in crimes against humanity." Woman: "He's taken part in crimes against humanity? He's a superhero." ?????: "He has not YET... but he will." Woman: "Okay... So... why did you ask me?" ?????: "Elektra is busy with another assignment." Woman: "And I'm the next step up from Elektra...? Wow. I had no idea I was so popular." ?????: "You aren't. You are the twelfth person we've asked." Woman: "Well there goes MY ever-important self-esteem..." ?????: "And you're sure you want to take this assignment?" Woman: "..." ?????: "... Miss Morse?" Bobbi: "Yes. 100 percent. I'll start on it right away." *flips her phone shut*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
(YES. Why do you think I made it all dramatic with the not revealing who she is until the very end and the snazzy dialogue that I've been running through my head all day?! -.-)
Bobbi: "Well, Clint... I never took you as one to partake in crimes against humanity... God knows what crimes you DID partake in, but..." *starts to put on her Mockingbird costume* "...what must be done must be done."
Linda: *resumes fixing up Matt* "Okay... Almost done."
Bobbi: "I hope you're READY." *places the two sections of her staff in her sleeves, ready to be projected out at any time*
(So, in this universe, Bobbi was only believed to be dead and was not captured by Skrulls... because we're not doing that Secret Invasion bull.)
"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: "Okay, Bobbi... Let's do this." *climbs up onto the roof of her apartment building* *walks over to her... FLYING CAR! OH YEAH!* *gets into the car* *takes off, heading for Clint's apartment*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: *crashes the car through one of Clint's windows*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: "Hello, Dear..." *jumps up and launches one of the sections of her staff at him*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: *grabs the other section of her staff out of her other sleeve* *runs up to Clint and smacks his katana with it* *the katana cracks* "I suggest you make your weapons out of a stronger metal."
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: "Mysterious, all-knowing benefactor hired me to do it... The usual." *blocks the blow with her staff* *the katana shatters* *kicks him in the gut*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Bobbi: *falls on her back bur rolls to the side and quickly gets back up* "Yes, then you took the side of my rapist and sent it all TUMBLING DOWN."
(Also: the Bobbi who reconciled with Clint was some sort of this imposter in this universe... but not a skrull. lol.)
Bobbi: "...And what's this I hear of you banging Jen Walters?" *whacks him with her staff*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11