...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Hydra Agent #1: Shut up, why the hell did you come back here after that attack at our other Hydra base? Bob: Long story... Hydra Agent #2: Who cares, lets just kill the dumb asshole. Hydra Agent #1: Agreed. *They continue to drag him off, heading outside*
*Deadpool "out-of-the-blue" appears inside the Hydra Base, looking around* Deadpool: Wait-- this isn't the Playboy Mansion! Where the hell am I?!
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Deadpool: Geez, you'd think this thing would know how to take a guy to a mansion full of hot women who love to have-- *Sees the two Hydra Agents drag Bob outside* --BOB?!
Bob: Mr. Wilson! Oh my God I'm so glad to see you!
Deadpool: Last time I saw you you tried to sell me out to Tiger Shark!
Bob: I didn't mean to, I'm seriously sorry just please help me!
Hydra Agent #1: Who the hell is this guy? *The second agent shrugs before getting a bullet in the head by Deadpool* Holy shi-- *The other agent gets a bullet through the head*
Mary: "...Was that Matt?" Elektra: *slashes an Agent in half* "..." Mary: "Ohmigod! Let's have a threesome!" *sets the remaining Agents aflame* Elektra: "I thought you were supposed to be less crazy..." Mary: "Yes. LESS crazy." *the two get into the base*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
Bob: Thank you Mr. Wilson, thank you so-- *Gets dragged back inside by Deadpool*
Deadpool: No playboy bunnies, no cash, no beach, no playboy bunnies... what the hell is going on Bob?
Bob: Akk-- ...Hydra has a weapon that could spell doom for a lot of lives.
Deadpool: Yeah, another one of your "save the cheerleader, save the world" shit. Now I should call the Avengers. *He just remembers that a) he doesn't have their number and b) their not even together yet* Crap, well all you need is me anyway.
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Madame Hydra (over intercom): "ALL AGENTS! REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! HAIL HYDRA!" Agents: "HAIL HYDRA!" Madame Hydra: "...Someone tighten the security around our... lovely... cannon."
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11
...Pdub's still cooler than meh. Also: Sam. Nobody is cooler than Sam. Not even Sara. For Sam is the Queen of ze cool... I must murder her. Viciously. With a panda. Also: salsa. And a side of footie pajamas.
Deadpool: Don't you say it Bob, now you better help me find some action around here. Explosions, gun shots, swords, ladies in sexy clothing...anything! Almost anything, the last part would be nice.
Madame Hydra (over intercom): "Oh, and someone kill Daredevil... Because he totally thinks that we can't see him on our cameras."
Agents: *swarm on Daredevil*
Elektra: "..." Mary: "Oooh, it was Matt... Threesome?" Elektra: "No." *they continue through the air ducts*
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"A story has to be finished, and no matter how distracted you get, you need to force yourself to forge ahead, word by word. If your idea is boring though, and that's why you're easy to distract...well, that's a really fantastic reason for not being able to focus on the task at hand! In that case, head back to the drawing board. And again, don't give up!"- Marjorie Liu, NYX: No Way Home interview
"Really? That's INANE. Most people in life don't HAVE great power, and the few that do are almost NEVER responsible with it. The people who have the greatest responsibility are the kids with NO POWER because we're the ones who have to keep everybody else in check."- Gertrude Yorkes, Runaways (vol. 2) #11